• mom: what are you doing on your phone
  • me: facebook
  • mom: okay
  • me: *scrolls through fandom blogs*
  • me: *reads smut*
  • me: *reads imagines*
  • me: *talks to strangers on the internet*
  • me: cause good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught

Im going through school yelling what the fuck at the ground hoping no one will mess with me

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via humorking)


the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

(via darkshadowsx)


*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 


(Source: abrotion, via parkingstrange)