burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

(via memoriesrecollected)

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

(via younghurter)

I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay, via o-verwrought)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via you-will-see-the-light-again)

glitterymurder:

*finishes tv show, movie or book*

*immediately searches tag on Tumblr*